Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said to him .. That’s a good idea – you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart,
He said to me. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . ….. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ….. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?I said to him … . They don’t have time.
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?I said to him .. .. I don’t know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said to me…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?I said to him. . .. A widow.