NEW ASSISTED LIVING PLAN, Thanks Woody Pope

Description:<br /> cid:1.3223358200@web111606.mail.gq1.yahoo.com” width=”543″ height=”408″ border=”0″ /></div> <div> </div> <div> <div><strong>So if you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says</strong></div> <div><strong>there is no nursing home available for you,</strong></div> <div><strong>what do you do?</strong></div> <div><strong>Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and</strong></div> <div><strong>four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four</strong></div> <div><strong>Congressmen in the ass.</strong></div> <div><strong>Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you</strong></div> <div><strong>will get three meals a day, a roof over your head,</strong></div> <div><strong>central heating, air conditioning and all</strong></div> <div><strong>the health care you need!</strong></div> <div><strong>Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses?</strong></div> <div><strong>That’s great.</strong></div> <div><strong>Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?</strong></div> <div><strong>They’re all covered.</strong></div> <div><strong>And, as an added bonus, your kids can come</strong></div> <div><strong>and visit you as often as they do now.</strong></div> <div><strong>And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the</strong></div> <div><strong>same government that just told you that</strong></div> <div><strong>they cannot afford for you to go</strong></div> <div><strong>into a nursing home.</strong></div> <div><strong>Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t</strong></div> <div><strong>have to pay any income taxes anymore.</strong></div> <div><strong>Is this a great country or what?</strong></div> </div> <div class=