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Jim Smith was flocked!
Jim Smith was recently flocked as a fund raiser for his church. ] Flamingo flocking refers to a form of lawn greeting. It involves the placement of a “flock” of…
“RETARDED” (Retired) GRANDPARENTS, Thanks Ray
“RETARDED” (Retired) GRANDPARENTS Written by a third grader , on what his grandparents do. After Christmas , a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from…
A wife, being the romantic sort… Thanks Mel Cassio
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are…
An Irishman is in a pub…
An Irishman is in a pub about as drunk as it’s possible to get. A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home.…
Ya can’t fix stupid! Thanks Ray
FIRST DEGREE Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said “How should I…
Men favor Wal-Mart in Pagosa, Keith Jones
Warning Senior Citizen Scam Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men.…
Pollock Dynasty, Ray Emery
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing…
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing…
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has…
A NEW EMERY, no joke!
Norm, This is Jackson Emery, my son, Warren and Shelly live in Orlando Florida. Friday nite 21 ” long and 8 pounds even. Looks like the Emery name is going…
Meaning of the resurrection, Thanks Ray Emery
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children’s sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial,…
Joining Face book after Fifty!
Joining Face book after Fifty! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes…
WALKING THE DOG
WALKING THE DOG Reportedly, a woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly,the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be…
Lovely Letter, Thanks Pam Schoemig
We don’t know who replied, but there is a beautiful soul working in the dead letter section of the US Post Office… Our 14-year-old dog Abbey died last month. The…
New Turkey Scatter Gun, Thanks Ray Emery
Norm, My brother in law, Mike, went into the gun making business. It seemed the profitable thing to do under the current political environment. Well he decided to give me…
Only in Colorado…
Only in Colorado Jokes & Observations A collection of jokes and observations that happen only in Colorado. If you do not find some of them amusing or unusually it probably…
Pearly Gates
Pearly Gates Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing dark hoodies, and sagging pants, arrive. St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said,…
Tequilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be…
God doesn’t make mistakes, Thanks Sharon Tennison
I had to share this one. A female Golden Labrador with a little boy with Down’s Syndrome who has likely never seen a dog up close before. The dog is…
Wife Wisdom of Woody
When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they…
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