You’ll eat ice cream in the winter. When the weather report says it’s going to be 65 degrees, you shave your legs and wear a skirt. It snows 5 inches and you don’t expect school to be cancelled. ‘Humid’ is over 25%. You’ve ever stood on solid ground and looked down on an airplane in [...]
These jokes are typical mountain jokes told earlier in the century. We aren’t likely to hear them again. There was this feller that had an aunt who had passed on, and his buddy said, why are you crying? You never liked that ole woman anyway. And the feller said,”That’s right, and it was me that [...]
My inconclusive travel plans 2012, since I don’t have an expiration date on my forehead: I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, [...]
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Dear God: It’s me, the Dog Dear God: Is it on purpose that Our Names are spelled the same, only in reverse? Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or will it [...]
Dear God: Here is a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog: 1. I will not eat the cat’s food before he eats it or after he throws it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way [...]
Peeves dogs have about humans 1. Blaming your farts on me…….Not funny… Not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food [...]
The Idea of Designating Wilderness Howard Zahniser was the main mastermind behind the Wilderness Act. He fought widespread resistance and spent eight years pushing for the enactment of his bill. Even the National Park Service was opposed to the idea. Zahniser was not discouraged by this rejection. He was very devoted to his [...]
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From newmexicoenchantmentblogspot.com You know you are from New Mexico when… A package of white flour tortillas is the exact same thing as a loaf of bread. You don’t need to write it on your shopping list; it’s a given At any gathering, regardless of size, green chile stew, tortillas, and huge mounds of shredded cheese [...]
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit suicide,” she says. While he didn’t want to appear insensitive, he [...]
Take five minutes . . . specially if you are all stressed out from your day and let your brain produce some much needed dopamine. “Slap your self silly. . .” This lady is a 6 ’2″ comedian for seniors… She calls her husband “left brain” just so you’ll know who she’s talking about [...]
The Talking Centipede A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box [...]
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The Talking Centipede A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to [...]
Amorphophallus titanum (Araceae), also called “cadaverous flower”has the peculiarity of blooming only during three (3) days every 40 years. Blanco, Veracruz, Mexico. Two meters (6 5/8 feet) high and weighing 75 kilos (165 1/3 lbs).
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YOU MIGHT BE FROM COLORADO IF… … You carry your $3,000 mountain bike on top of your $500 car. … You thought “Californication” would be banned by Amendment 2. … You think “South Park” is a place to stop for gas on your way to Buena Vista. … You have a business degree and [...]
You’re from Colorado if You’ll eat ice cream in the winter. When the weather report says it’s going to be 65 degrees, you shave your legs and wear a skirt. It snows 5 inches and you don’t expect school to be cancelled. You’ll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature. You [...]
A musician named Dave Carroll recently had difficulty with United Airlines. United apparently damaged his treasured Taylor guitar ($3500) during a flight. Dave spent over 9 months trying to get United to pay for damages caused by baggage handlers to his custom Taylor guitar. During his final exchange with the United Customer Relations Manager, he [...]
500 Years of Female Portraits in Western Art,click here.
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An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant 70th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. “It’s a nice hotel but the [...]
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