Debby Cantlon, who plans to release Glen, the young squirrel, back into the wild, bottle-fed the infant squirrel after it was brought to her house. When Cantlon took in the tiny creature and began caring for him, she found herself with an unlikely nurse’s aide: her pregnant Papillion. Glen was resting in a nest in [...]
There’s an old sea story about a ship’s Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad… The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first mate responded, “Aye, aye sir, I’ll see [...]
MY TRAVELS I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to [...]
Vat Da Hell, Ole? Ole’s car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company’s lawyer was questioning Ole. ‘Didn’t you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the lawyer. Ole responded, ‘Vell, I’ll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, [...]
ALL GRANDCHILDREN ARE VERY SMART. I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, “What day is tomorrow?”; She said “It’s President’s Day!” She is a smart kid.I asked “What does President’s Day mean?”I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln …. etc. She replied, “President’s [...]
Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of Kingsville , TX. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing. [...]
Advertisement In Shop: Guitar, for sale…….. Cheap…….. …….no strings attached. Ad. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight…. One Lung At A Time! On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking…. I Gave Up Reading My Grandfather Is [...]
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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. [...]
This says it all…about getting older & the whole aging thing. An elderly couple are attending church services.. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, “I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” He scribbles back, “Put a new battery in [...]
JFK’S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60′s when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US Military out of France as soon as possible. (DeGaul was a collaborator you know) Rusk responded, “Does that include those who are buried here?” DeGaulle did not respond. [...]
A woman goes into Cabela’s to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades. She says to him, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me [...]
In every life there are events that either cause you to rise and stand strong in the face of the gale that blows in your face or turn and run for the cover of a shelter delaying what is often a worse fate. Events are swirling in Pagosa Springs and it is apparent that a [...]
I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her [...]
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Yesterday I went to the doctor For my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high. My cholesterol was high. I’d gained some weight, and I didn’t feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn’t have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said: Just think in colors. Fill your plate with bright colors. Try some greens, oranges, reds, [...]
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Christmas At Rock-Away Rest ‘Twas the night before Christmas at Rock-Away Rest, and all of us seniors were looking our best. Our glasses, how sparkly, our wrinkles, how merry; Our punchbowl held prune juice plus three drops of sherry. A bedsock was taped to each walker, in hope That Santa would bring us soft candy [...]
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Tools Explained DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it. [...]
by Jim Smith – Pagosa Springs, Colorado (See www.PagosaDailyPost.com for their side of the argument ) I must disagree with my friend Gary Waples and the Post concerning Reservoir Hill. It is pretty easy for those that do not need to make a living in Pagosa to want to "Keep Pagosa, Pagosa!". In other [...]
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