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		<title>Move em out&#8230;head em up! Rawhide!, Thanks Pam Schoemig</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 12:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[See roundup video here.]]></description>
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		<title>Stand for the Flag, Thanks Pam Schoemig</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Veteran Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 02:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war-weary soldier asked, &#8220;Please, ma&#8217;am, may I sit in that seat?&#8221; The French [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It is the VETERAN, Thanks Pam Schoemig</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>normvance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is the VETERAN, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the VETERAN, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the VETERAN, not the campus organizer, who has given us [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jim Smith was flocked!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 13:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>normvance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jim Smith was recently flocked as a fund raiser for his church. ] Flamingo flocking refers to a form of lawn greeting. It involves the placement of a &#8220;flock&#8221; of plastic pink flamingoes in someone&#8217;s yard. The flocking might be ordered by someone for placement in a friend or family member&#8217;s yard, as a practical [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;RETARDED&#8221; (Retired) GRANDPARENTS, Thanks Ray</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>normvance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;RETARDED&#8221; (Retired) GRANDPARENTS  Written by a third grader , on what his grandparents do.  After Christmas , a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A wife, being the romantic sort&#8230; Thanks Mel Cassio</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 13:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>normvance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!&#8221; &#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>﻿An Irishman is in a pub&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>normvance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Irishman is in a pub about as drunk as it’s possible to get. A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home.   First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, and he keeps falling down. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ya can&#8217;t fix stupid! Thanks Ray</title>
		<link>http://pagosasprings.com/ya-cant-fix-stupid-thanks-ray/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 12:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>normvance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FIRST DEGREE Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said &#8220;How should I know, dat&#8217;s 200 miles from here!&#8221; and hung up. The wife said, &#8220;Who was that my sweets?&#8221; Boudreaux answered, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know, some man wanting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men favor Wal-Mart in Pagosa, Keith Jones</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 12:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>normvance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Warning Senior Citizen Scam Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall  and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven&#8217;t heard about it.  A &#8216;heads up&#8217; for those men who may be regular customers at Wal-Mart. [...]]]></description>
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