What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life Or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare that it is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. He then addressed the men. Can you [...]
Warren Buffett, in a recent interview with CNBC, offers one of the best quotes about the debt ceiling: “I could end the deficit in 5 minutes,” he told CNBC. “You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible [...]
Texas Bank Robbery A hooded bank robber walked into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber’s face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation. He then [...]
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I became confused when I heard the word “Service“ used with these agencies: Internal Revenue ‘Service’ U.S. Postal ‘Service’ Telephone ‘Service’ Cable TV‘Service’ Civil ‘Service’ State, City, County & Public ‘Service’ Customer ‘Service’ This is not what I thought ‘Service’ meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to ‘Service’ a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into [...]
Only A Farm Kid Knows When you’re from the country, your perception is a little different. A Burke County farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor’s, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your Dad home?” “No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.” “Well, is your Mother [...]
For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your Grandparents. And thanks for the memories. ON TURNING 70 ‘I still chase women, but only downhill’. ON TURNING 80 ‘That’s the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.’ ON TURNING 90 ‘You know you’re getting old when the candles [...]
A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and [...]
WHY MR. ROGERS WORE A SWEATER? Captain Kangaroo passed away on January 23, 2004 at age 76 , which is odd, because he always looked to be 76. (DOB: 6/27/27 ) His death reminded me of the following story. Some people have been a bit offended that the actor, Lee Marvin, Is buried in a [...]
An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, “I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” He scribbles back, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.” An elderly man on a Moped, looking [...]
Proof That Men Have Better Friends! Friendship among Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn’t come home [...]
Proof That Men Have Better Friends! Friendship among Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn’t come home [...]
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was Waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus Stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that Her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height Of [...]
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say? … Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! [...]
If the shoe fits………………… HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN’T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL…. YOU’LL LOVE THIS ONE. MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS [...]
‘Someone asked the other day, ‘What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?’ ‘We didn’t have fast food when I was growing up,’ I informed him. ‘All the food was slow.’ ‘C’mon, seriously. Where did you eat?’ ‘It was a place called ‘at home,” I explained. ! ‘Mom cooked every day and [...]
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? [...]
The REAL Miss America There’s a Proud Papa out there somewhere. This 19 year old ex-cheerleader now an Air Force Security Forces Sniper, was watching a road in Pakistan that led to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road. She engaged the target (she shot him). It turned [...]
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Louisiana Ghost Story (True Story) THAT WAS THE SCARIEST STORY THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD! STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN IN THOSE SWAMPS OF LOUISIANA. Even if you’re a non-believer you need to read this! Louisiana Ghost Story (true story) This happened about 6 months ago on Louisiana Hwy 57, just outside of Dulac, a little town [...]
An Eagle Kiss Freedom and I have been together 11 years this summer. She came in as a baby in 1998 with two broken wings. Her left wing doesn’t open all the way even after surgery, it was broken in 4 places. She’s my baby. When Freedom came in she could not stand and both [...]
Warren Buffett, in an interview with CNBC , offers one of the best quotes about the debt ceiling: ”I could end the deficit in 5 minutes,” he told CNBC . “You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP , all sitting [...]
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