SENIOR PICK-UP LINE, Thanks Jim Sawicki
A rather elderly gentleman (mid-seventies) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image.
Seated at the bar is a fine-looking lady (mid-seventies). The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, “So tell me, good looking, do I come here often?”