If this doesn’t get a laugh out of you, nothing will !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet.
Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.
As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.
We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.
Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.
The Doctor replied, “Actually, I’ve seen lots of them……
I just never saw one mounted and framed.”