The Wisdom of Ray
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,
informing me that I can have sex at 66.
I’m so happy, because I live at number 76.
So it’s not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it’s the same side of the street.
I don’t even have to cross the road!
Answering machine message,
“I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes.”
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.