Colorado is unique, fun and thrilling. The unique climate can create days where it can be sunny, then rainy, sleety and snowy, all in the course of a few hours. With mountains and flat plains, rednecks and environmentalists, and towns with movie star mansions and hippie huts on the same street, jokes abound about Colorado and her inhabitants.
I hope that you learn whether you really are from Colorado, or if you should come to it! Enjoy!
People from other states breathe 5 times as often as you do.
Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn’t seem strange.
Thunder has set off your car alarm.
A full moon has never kept you awake at night.
You have an $800 stereo in a $300 truck.
A sudden loss of cabin pressure is not a big deal.
You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.
“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!!”
You know where Doc Holliday’s grave is.
You know where Buffalo Bill’s grave is.
You know where the real ‘South Park’ is.
You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.
Driving directions usually include ‘Go over ____ Pass…’
You’ve used ‘checking for ticks’ as an excuse to get someone naked.
You’ve dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka.
You’ve gone skiing in July. You’ve gone sunbathing in January. They were both in the same year.
You’ve urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could ‘run into both oceans’.
You get a certain feeling of satisfaction from knowing that California and Texas are both downstream.